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HERE IS SOME FUN STUFF WHICH IS
ENTERTAINING AND
AMUSING!! 
How Smart Is Your Right
Foot ??
This will boggle your mind and you will
keep trying many more times to see if you can outsmart your foot. But
You Can't !!!
1. While sitting, lift your right foot off the
floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now while doing this, draw the number 6
in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change directions and
there's nothing you can do about it !!
STRANGE to say the least !!!
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Subject:
Interesting Stuff --
Q. Which day are
there more collect calls than any other day of the year?
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SOMEBODY WITH A LITTLE TOO MUCH CLOCK ON HIS HANDS!
COURTESY OF
A Quirky Quiz
10 QUESTIONS
(The answers can be found immediately below the questions):
1. How many months have 28 days?
2. How many species of each animal did Moses take aboard the ark?
3. If a plane crashed on the border of the USA and Canada, where
should the survivors be buried?
4. How far can a bear walk into the woods?
5. What is the value of coin dated 24 B.C.?
6. How many grooves does a 45rpm phonograph record have?
7. A camper leaves her camp, hikes 1 mile south, then 1 mile east
where she sees a bear. Then she hikes 1 mile north to arrive at her
camp. What color is the bear?
8. If a rooster lays an egg on the peak of a roof , will the egg roll
to the left side or to the right side?
9. If a south bound electric train is traveling at a rate of 66 miles
per hour and the wind is blowing to the north at 35 miles per hour,
which way will the smoke blow?
10. On which side of a chicken are the most feathers?
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ANSWERS:
1. All twelve of them.
2. Moses didn't have an Ark, Noah did.
3. You don't bury survivors.
4. Half way, then he is walking out of the woods.
5. Nothing, a coin could not be dated BC.
6. One (spiraling) on each side.
7. The camp must be at the north pole, therefore the bear is white.
8. Roosters don't lay eggs, chickens do.
9. Electric trains don't blow smoke.
10. The outside.
FROM AN INTERESTING EMAIL:
Subject:
INTERESTING!!!
:
Just follow the instructions as quickly as possible.
Do not go to the next calculation before you have finished the previous one.
You do not need to write or remember the answers, just do it using your
mind.
You'll be surprised.
Start:
How much is:
15+6
3+56
89+2
12+53
75+26
25+52
63+32
I know! Calculations are hard work but it's nearly over...
Come on, one more...
123+5
QUICK! THINK ABOUT A TOOL AND A COLOR!
Scroll further to the bottom...
A bit more...
You have just thought about a red hammer, haven't you????
If this is not the case, you are among 2% of people who have a
different" if not "abnormal" mind. 98% of the folks would answer a "red
hammer" while doing this exercise.
If you do not believe this, pass it around and you'll see. Be sure to
put in the subject line if you are among the 98% or the 2% and send it to
everyone, including the person that sent it to you.
CAN YOU COUNT?
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh?
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells
whether you are qualified to be a "professional".
Below are four (4) questions. You have to answer
them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately.
OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.
Brain teasers that will make you groan ...
A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three
rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of
assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that
haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both
go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this
be?
There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put
all
of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers,
and still tell which water came from which jug?
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when
you throw it away?
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday,
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find
out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think
nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It
is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may
not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might
find out.
AXIS OF JUST AS EVIL -
Angered by snubbing, Libya, China, Syria form Axis of Just as Evil; Cuba, Sudan, Serbia Form Axis of Somewhat Evil; Other Nations Start Own Clubs
Beijing (SatireWire.com) -
Bitter after being snubbed for membership in
the "Axis of Evil," Libya, China, and Syria today
announced they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil,"
which they said would be way eviler than that stupid
Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of
his State of the Union address. Axis of Evil members,
however, immediately dismissed the new axis as having,
for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are
Just as
Evil...in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader
Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils...
best at being evil... we're the best." Diplomats from
Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded,
although they conceded they did ask if they could join
the Axis of Evil. "They told us it was full," said
Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. "An Axis can't have
more than three countries," explained Iraqi
President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's
tradition. In World War II
you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So
you can only have three. And a secret handshake. Ours
is wicked cool." THE AXIS PANDEMIC International
reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift,
as within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere,
peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate
status in what became a game of geopolitical chairs.
Cuba, Sudan, and Serbia said they had formed the Axis
of Somewhat Evil, forcing Somalia to join with Uganda
and Myanmar in the Axis of Occasionally Evil, while
Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the Axis of
Not So Much Evil Really As Just Generally
Disagreeable. With the criteria suddenly expanded and
all the desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El
Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the Axis
of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't
Be Asked to Host the Olympics; Canada, Mexico, and
Australia formed the Axis of Nations That Are Actually
Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About
America, while Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand
established the Axis of Countries That Be Allowed to
Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick. "That's not a threat,
really, just something we like to do," said
Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell.
While wondering if the other nations of the world
weren't perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush
granted approval for most axis, although he rejected
the establishment of the Axis of Countries Whose Names
End in "Guay," accusing one of its members of filing a
false application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay,
and Chadguay denied the charges. Israel, meanwhile,
insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but
privately, world leaders said that's only because no
one asked them.
Copyright © 2002, SatireWire.
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